Jul 29th, 2014

reeladdictedtoirishdance:

Irish dance (definition): A sport in which being able to easily run 6 miles, do 600 crunches and 8,000 calf raises does not mean you are in good enough shape to dance a 2 minute long jig without praying for death. 

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Jul 28th, 2014
wo-nderland:

JAMES FRANCO POSTED THIS AND I CANT STOP LAUGHING OH MY GOD
Jul 28th, 2014

edgebug:

instead of watching the 50 Shades trailer, why not just make awkward eye contact with a total stranger at the grocery store for a solid 2 minutes and 34 seconds? you get the same skin-crawling, uncomfortable feeling but without the shitty writing, terrible acting and massive dose of rape culture

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Jul 28th, 2014
Jul 28th, 2014
Jul 28th, 2014
"And kid, you’ve got to love yourself. You’ve got wake up at four in the morning, brew black coffee, and stare at the birds drowning in the darkness of the dawn. You’ve got to sit next to the man at the train station who’s reading your favorite book and start a conversation. You’ve got to come home after a bad day and burn your skin from a shower. Then you’ve got to wash all your sheets until they smell of lemon detergent you bought for four dollars at the local grocery store. You’ve got to stop taking everything so goddam personally. You are not the moon kissing the black sky. You’ve got to compliment someones crooked brows at an art fair and tell them that their eyes remind you of green swimming pools in mid July. You’ve got to stop letting yourself get upset about things that won’t matter in two years. Sleep in on Saturday mornings and wake yourself up early on Sunday. You’ve got to stop worrying about what you’re going to tell her when she finds out. You’ve got to stop over thinking why he stopped caring about you over six months ago. You’ve got to stop asking everyone for their opinions. Fuck it. Love yourself, kiddo. You’ve got to love yourself."
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Jul 27th, 2014
Jul 27th, 2014
Jul 27th, 2014
Jul 26th, 2014

floppycat:

*passive aggressive mom dramatically putting away dishes and denying help*

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Jul 26th, 2014
lamelatios:

not being at comic con like 
Jul 25th, 2014
"No woman wants an abortion like she wants an ice cream cone or a Porsche. She wants an abortion like an animal caught in a trap wants to gnaw off its own leg."

Anonymous  (via sweetfilthpig)

Things men don’t understand #28464

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