Me: Ugh, why isn't my pizza done yet?
Mom: It's been in for three minutes. Just wait.
Me: I DID MY WAITING!
Mom: Oh, god, not again.
Me: TWELVE YEARS OF IT!
Mom: Every time.
Me: IN AZKABAN!
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Sports From A Spartan: Hollis Strikes Again! →
sportsfromaspartan: On the heels of Mark Hollis’ ground breaking idea to play hoops on a Air Craft Carrier last fall, MSU just announced their latest feat. UCONN, Germany, Ramstein Air Base. Once again, we are excited about participating in an event that pays tribute and respect to the men and women that…
police: i don't know we just found the ref under a zamboni with a whistle shoved up his ass